A visit to the doctor

October 30, 2010 at 9:30 p.m.

“Boy that was the easiest hacking job we’ve ever had. We got into McGonagles and Stephens records and put in the x-rays for the stiff and changed the charts to show the fillings as well and various scars”, Borisoff stated expertly. “The rest of your fee will be wired in 30 seconds”, said the voice at the other end of the telephone.

October 30, 2010.

Jones wrote Sam McGonagle’s name into his rolodex under the word “dentist”. He told his kids that he was changing dentists to Sam McGonagle. He also told them that his insurance had forced him to change primary care physicians. His new doctor was in the same building. Dr. Stephens.

October 15, 2010.

Dr. Stephens had performed hundreds of physicals. He dictated into his computer his notes. Met with one Sheldon Jones. He brought over his prior medical records from Dr. Langston via diskette. He downloaded them into his computer and printed a hard copy for his file on Jones. “Dr. Stephen’s you’ve come highly recommended and take my health insurance. I’m glad to see that you are so thorough and so interested in my health. By the way do you know of any dentists nearby?” They talked awhile further. Jones mentioned he was thinking of buying a company that backed up medical records off-site and wondered if Stephen’s used such a service. Stephens smiled, “I just started this year, each day my files are backed up there.” “Great!” replied Jones. “I want to be certain that my investment is worth doing. Thanks.”

September 29, 2010.

“Mac, I just discovered that I have an illegitimate half brother. I want to ensure that he has some decent money and that I don’t have to pay gift taxes on the gift”, said Jones to his lawyer, Mac Morris over the telephone. Morris is a slightly balding short slim man with a well manicured bearded and graying reddish hair. Well Sheldon, you can give up to a Million to your half-brother without any gift taxes, although you will have to file a return and you will use up what you can give your kids when you die, “ Morris responded. “Then, I think my family owes Lupe $1 Million,” Jones said. Jones continued “I have told my half-brother to open a bank account in Panama. Here are the wiring instructions can you see to it that the bank wires this money to my half-brother. His name is Lupe Cordero.” Jones then switched topics. “In view of this development, I feel a special kinship to the needy of Panama. I want to start a charity for these folks. Let’s call it the Sheldon Jones Panama Foundation, I want the Board of Directors to be my daughter Christine and my son, Phillipe, Lupe, and me of course.”

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